An Evening of Bad Broadway Music
Act II
From The Play:


Zorba




Little Me




Oklahoma

Carousel



The Music Man

Peter Pan

A Chorus Line








Any applause whatsoever,
no matter how pathetic,
will elicit an encore.



Our Selection:


The First Time
"I sniff at a woman.
You can't imagine how often
I've sniffed at a woman, but ..."

Real Live Girl
"Pardon me, Miss,
but I've never done this
with a Real Live Girl"

The Farmer and the Cowman

It Was a Real Fine Clambake
"The vittles we et
were good, you bet ..."

Gary, Indiana

I've Gotta Crow

Dance: Ten, Looks, Three
"T*** and A**,
Bought myself a fancy pair,
Tightened up the derriere...
T*** and A**,
Had the bingo bongos done ..."



Civilization from Angel in the Wings:
"Bongo, Bongo, Bongo,
I don't want to leave the Congo,
Oh, no, no, no, no no!"


We will then play Stump the Band
("Doc knows that one!") until the theater is empty.
A Good Will Donation, preferably a blank check, will be extorted from all who wish to exit. If you can't make a donation today, that's OK. Dr Speedbump, our Music Director, hopes you leave here humming a tune -- a really annoying tune --- that resounds in your head, day after day, night after night--
until you can't take it anymore and you mail in your generous contribution.

Thank You for Supporting the Arts
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